How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
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“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you.”
― A.A. Milne
― A.A. Milne
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why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!
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ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????
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Second that for writers as well, big time!
And musicians, I can never seem to get down what I hear in my head!
basically every artist has this problem so yeah
THISSSSSSSSSS THISSSSSSSSSS^
*Still crying ten years later over this*
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried
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is that cory
cory IS in the house
“I don’t give a shit if they cancelled my show, I’ll always be in the white muthafuckin’ house, nigga.”
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Can we acknowledge what a badass this girl is?
- Not society’s ‘thin and pretty’ standards of beautiful and has had multiple lead roles.
- Beat Casey Wilson out for her role in Bachelorette
- Was the first person to be cast in Pitch Perfect
- Has a law degree from the University of New South Wales
- Distant relative of Walt Disney
- Was an Australian Youth Ambassador set in Southern Africa
- Started acting when she caught malaria and had hallucinations about winning an Oscar.
so this is like a fever dream come true for her
Rebel Wilson is perfect
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