My life in a nutshell

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:47:14 -0500

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

siggymcpissyface:

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:45:35 -0500

siggymcpissyface:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #because this is THE WHOLE POINT...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:28:39 -0500

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#because this is THE WHOLE POINT OF DOCTOR WHO #the doctor picks someone who seems ordinary #a shop worker or an office temp #he picks someone who thinks of themself as perfectly average #and he shows them how extraordinary they actually are #doctor who is about how every person has it within them to be fantastic

insanetwin: frostymaggie: rabbivole: marciantobay: This...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:21:44 -0500

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

ilykujk: THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:18:54 -0500

ilykujk:

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME

beanies-and-pullovers: nintendoggystyle: troyyy: is that...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:17:54 -0500

beanies-and-pullovers:

nintendoggystyle:

troyyy:

is that cory

cory IS in the house

“I don’t give a shit if they cancelled my show, I’ll always be in the white muthafuckin’ house, nigga.”

niknak79: You have a valid argument

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:14:59 -0500

niknak79:

You have a valid argument

thatsqualitystuff: cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:10:27 -0500

thatsqualitystuff:

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

thank you

deathbyabnormality: theseaprince: hastingspences: Can we...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:09:13 -0500

deathbyabnormality:

theseaprince:

hastingspences:

Can we acknowledge what a badass this girl is?

Not society’s ‘thin and pretty’ standards of beautiful and has had multiple lead roles.

Beat Casey Wilson out for her role in Bachelorette

Was the first person to be cast in Pitch Perfect

Has a law degree from the University of New South Wales

Distant relative of Walt Disney

Was an Australian Youth Ambassador set in Southern Africa

Started acting when she caught malaria and had hallucinations about winning an Oscar.

so this is like a fever dream come true for her

Rebel Wilson is perfect

indianbiatch: freelancefailure: Remember that episode of...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:08:11 -0500

indianbiatch:

freelancefailure:

Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?

So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains

And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?

lulu was the rudest bitch i swear

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:43:50 -0500

gentle-insomnia: It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:56:37 -0500

gentle-insomnia:

It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.

amusealittlemuse: susiron: firehouselight: blah-blahs: doityo...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:45:22 -0500

amusealittlemuse:

susiron:

firehouselight:

blah-blahs:

doityourselfproject:

Paint primary colors on fan wings

BRILLIANT

Did we just discover how to paint with all the colors of the wind?

omG

OH SNAP

aboveaurum: soundproofliz: amen broke bitches unite

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:39:37 -0500

aboveaurum:

soundproofliz:

amen

broke bitches unite

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:10:16 -0500

doctorwho: amy-rory-melody: and this is why I love...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:58:10 -0500

doctorwho:

amy-rory-melody:

and this is why I love Whovians.

Earlier tonight:

Handful of Series 7.2 DVDs accidentally shipped, if you promise to keep a secret, we’ll release special footage of the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors

myrtos: velveteen-queen: I FOUND IT IN COLOUR,...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:53:03 -0500

myrtos:

velveteen-queen:

I FOUND IT IN COLOUR, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM HYPERVENTILATING

Dayum

wibbelkind: jaminthetardis: digital-doodle: Look! I made a...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:54:21 -0500

wibbelkind:

jaminthetardis:

digital-doodle:

Look! I made a thing!!

For my Design Methods class we had to choose a book and re-design it’s cover. I picked The fault in Our stars by John Green <3. I suck with type, but I’m pretty happy how this turned out. It was a fun homework and the best part is that now I have a personalized book jacket for one of my favorite books <3

~~Dear John Green, if you ever see this around tumblr, I hope you like it XD~~

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

epic-lee: THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:46:26 -0500

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

garabating: Julian Landini

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:20:30 -0500

garabating:

Julian Landini